Greech
You heard about it on the radio on the way to work, at the bubbler while you were at work, on PTI, Around the Horn and every other contrived sports show on TV while you were at home, everywhere you turned someone was quick to mention the Celtics failure to get a W on the road. After the game Paul Pierce said the win was like getting a gorilla off the teams back, which seems odd for a team that won an NBA best 31 games on the road last year, which he also mentioned.
The Celtics won 61 games in the regular seasons largely (very largely) do to the “Big Three Version 2.0”, but it seems lately the “Big Three” can more aptly be described as “Two and a Half Men”, mostly due to Ray Allen’s disappearing at in the past two series. He was aggressive last night, dishing for six assist, but still shot only 31 percent from the field. He turned it around in a game two Celts loss, but he has to start hitting some open threes before we can say he’s an important part of the Big Three again. I mean, the guys at Vitamin water have done everything right up to this point, but the “Vitamin Water…It works for Ray Allen!” lead in promo I’ve seen a few times must be killing them, I feel like every time that add gets played some intern at Vitamin water must get fired.
The "Two and a Half Men"
Unlike the game two loss where the Celtics bench combined for eight points and played less inspiring than Hilary Clinton’s promise not to give up hope, in game three the Celtics bench was the reason they were able to come up with a huge road win and take back homecourt advantage. With Allen’s on going struggles and Pierce’s unproductive offensive game three (he played great lockdown D on Detroit’s second leading scorer in the Playoffs, Tayshaun Prince) Doc is going to have to rely on his bench to give him two more good games in this series if he wants to move on. Hopefully last nights impressive win will help him widdle down his rotation and get it a little more stable. As much as it hurts to see Leon Powe and Eddie House sitting on the end of the bench looking more depressed than Danny Mac when “The Black Donnelys” was canceled, you gotta go with what is working for you.
I don’t see any reason the Celtics shouldn’t win again on the road in game four. With “Two and a Half Men” leading the way and the bench contributing big minutes off the bench, the Celtics should be back to their road winnings ways. Before the playoffs started I had the Celts in six over
- I can only hope something terrible happens to the Pistons PA guy (maybe sars? Does that stuff even still exist?). The guy makes every pregame introduction the most agonizing 3 minutes of the game. More agonizing than the “Wired” segments where Doc Rivers and makes no salient points other than “gotta rebound! Make baskets!!”, and more agonizing than watching Sam Cassell jack up ill advised, forced jumpers and turn the ball over every time up the court.

So who thinks SARs is an overreaction? watch game four introductions and you will soon agree with the Greech.
- That show “Wipeout” that ABC showed about 48 commercials for looks mildly entertaining, sort of like MXC without all those subtitles (no offense felisa), but the reason ill be watching it is because I’m 79% sure that it is hosted by that smoking hot chick in the Mercury commercials, you know…the one with the pointy shoes.
- Over probably a two minute span, after Detriot PG Rodney Stucky thought he was fouled, without me interjecting to say anything, my dad had this to say “Stick it up your ass Stucky…..the kid is bitching……...rookies cant bitch…...kids a rookie and he’s bitching…..stop bitching and play basketball…..bitching” All good points.
- So you guys hear that lost is having a two hour season finale? And it looks like they have a helicopter to finally get off the island! But not enough gas to get off the island, here’ my theory: (SPOILER ALERT) gas prices were too high so they could only afford 8 gallons, and that helicopter got worse MPG than the thought due to that fat guy with all that hair. Worst. Show. Ever.
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Until next time, keep it loose, Greech.