Wily Mo wasn't Drafted....Big Surprise

3:35 And the draft is off to a shaky start since Craig screwed us all and no one knows how to draft. Sweet.

3:36 Danny Mac just landed Big Papi in the first round... BALLGAME

3:38 Greech snagged Santana in round 1 via auto draft. Not too thrilled about it. Sean's whining non-stop but he did manage to snag Soriano so his bitching will stop for like 10 minutes or so.

3:39 Greech is on the clock sitting with his Fantasy mag. Let's see how he goes. My gut says he steals Wily Mo Pena from me and I have to throw him out a window.

3:40 Sean still can't login and is definitely three seconds from tears. Wait he's in but still bitching. Huge shock.

3:41 Conboy sucks...that is all.

3:42 Sean still doesn't know if he's in or not after 10 minutes of us telling him he is in. Lay off the Jager bombs for a while bro. Seriously.

3:50 Stahl is on auto draft. I'm seriously disappointed that the man thats responsible for about 95% of our blackouts isn't around.

3:51 Sean asks "who the hell is Bill Hall?" I dunno but I guarantee I take him late round. Apparently he hit 35 homeruns last year. I want him.

3:53 "I could never draft Jason Bay based on his picture alone." I agree Greech. Bay is undraftable.

3:55 "who the hell picked Brian Roberts?"
"that was Sean"\
"wow that was about 5 rounds too early"

3:56 Conboy drafts a closer in the 5th round cementing last place for the year. Good job pal.

3:57 The keg is tapped. And now we're making fun of Danny Mac for drafting Prince Fielder last year. The projections from the boys are 16 straight K's, 18 hot dogs, and 0 hr in April.

3:58 Just debated the names Ken Griffey III or Ken Griffey Junior Junior. JJ won in a landslide.

4:00 Bill Hall joins Danny Mac's squad. It's on.

4:01 Sean finds Craig's hand-written list of prospects. Every possible player in the league. We were told and i quote "I'm not even prepared for this league at all" from Craig.

4:04 I should note that Sean is about 30 ft from us in another room drafting so every comment he yells down the hall is like 10 times funnier. Such as knocking Craig's John Smoltz pickup. Greech is sweating his balls off. This is a little too intense for him.

4:06 Greech steals Hanley Ramirez prompting a tough reaction from me and Sean. Never liked that Griecci kid especially when he led the 11-12 year old Blue Jays to the worst 2 seasons ever. Thanks greech.

4:12 I just pulled the trigger on J.D. Drew....Son of a bitch. Definitely going to regret that one pretty soon. Until he gets hurt and I pick up Wily Mo off the Waiver Wire and he hits 40/100/.325

4:21 Sean: "Is Wil Mo still on the board?"
Me: "Nah someone snagged him second round"

4:26 TPS Gangstas: take my guy felisa, and i will histerectimy.....nice threat Greech

4:30 No-Talent Ass Clowns: danny ill trade you Carl C if u pick up wily mo
Miltons Swingline: on it
....you all saw it here first folks.

4:30 We have a $20 bet that Piazza hits 30 homeruns between Sean and Greech. Greech snagged him, Sean mocked, Greech challenged. I like it.

4:38 Just got screwed into Nick Swisher. Thanks for the 90 second time frame Conboy.

4:41 I have about 6 picks before my next one. And I'm saying right now. For Sean, for Greech, and for the fact that I refuse to give up on this guy no matter how bad he's screwed me in the past, I WILL BE SELECTING PRINCE FIELDER.

4:46 Hemi steals Prince Fielder and absolutely trashes my entire season. I don't even wanna do fantasy anymore thanks Hemi. Asshole.

4:56 My biggest satisfaction of the day. I just took Josh Beckett from Sean. Deal with it.

4:57 Well here's a look at my team so far....Actually I don't want to talk about my team. The fact that Fielder was stolen from me completely ruined the next 6 months of my life. There is no doubt in my mind he goes on to have a 45/120/.320 season just to stick it to me. Thanks Hemi.

5:07 "worst pick of the draft was Joel Zumaya."
"who picked him?"
"I did"
Good job Sean Zumaya in the 6th is solid.


Well Sean, I disagree I think Danny's pick of JD Drew in the 5th was pretty awful. All in all, the draft was successful for almost everyone. And I am definitely not part of that everyone. Thankfully there's plenty of keg to kill so I can drink away my depression.

Basically I am banking on dominating the free agent pool and stealing all the surprises off of the waiver wire. Doesn't matter what happens the only thing we all care about that Conboy is an awful GM and Sean is going to complain every day until the season ends.

The draft is over and now it's time to play kill the keg with the boys and watch the Final Four.