Big, Big Head

Greech

Hey everyone, this post is coming at you live from my mothers computer, since my computer guy (Sean) is letting me down big time and I had to restore my computer myself. Not only did I lose all my music, but I am no longer able to go online, which is seriously affecting my ability to check my fantasy team as well as monitor all Facebook action; it also means that I’m doing this post without the benefit of being able to check anything I claim to be true, so why don’t we just assume that everything I say from here on is a fact. Sean: if your reading this, and you have to be because we only have like 5 readers and you’re one of them, let me know what this means “fatal error, windows will now reboot” Thanks.

Now on to some Red Sox happenings. The San Francisco Giants, Barry Bonds, and Barry Bond’s head came into town this past week for a pretty anti-climatic three game series. The Sox took all three in what I would call at best semi entertaining series. In the first two games of the series Bonds went 1/6 (with 2 walks), this was before his package from BALCO showed at his hotel and he hammered a deep homerun off Danno Mac’s man crush, Timmy Wakefield. Bonds, who may be off steroids, is without a doubt still pumping himself full of everything else that isn’t tested for, including HGH. The guys head seems to get bigger at bat to at bat, one of these days he is going to be standing on first base and just topple over because he cant support the weight of his head anymore. By the way, is anyone else more than a little suspicious that the Monday after Bonds and his drug dealing cronies left town Coco went 4/4 and homered twice?? Hey, I’m just saying….

A few years back, before all the steroid allegations, Bonds told members of the media, without being prompted at all, that the fans in Boston were racist. Now I don’t speak moron, buy by racist he must have mean that we are intolerant of ignorance, cheaters, huge heads, pricks and assholes. Anways, during Bond’s first at bat on Friday the fans at Fenway let him know how they felt. I wasn’t there to witness it in person, actually I don’t think I saw it on live on TV, I was probably busy playing suits or something else of equal importance, but the if those replays on ESPN did it any justice at all the fans who were at that game Friday night should be proud of themselves. The guy gets it in every city he plays in, but it was great to see the Boston fans step it up a notch without getting too crazy and pulling a Deniro in “The Fan” or start throwing batteries on the field a-la Philadelphia.

Alright, I gotta go, I’m getting up early to play in a work golf outing. Should be a good time, I picked up a 30 rack of bud (they didn’t have any Keystone) and a flask of Tequila. There is slim chance (still a chance) that the combination of all the booze, the kids I’m playing with, the rain, searching for golf balls in the woods, and having to yuck it up with people at work I don’t know could result in me doing something DannO Mac-esque and get fired tomorrow. Now, having witnessed it first hand with Danny Mac, I figure I can survive a good 10-11 months before I would have to get another job (even though the only proof we have that Danny even has a job is all his biz cas clothes), so I think ill be ok. Anyways, Danny and I are about to become internet millionaires, so I’m not too worried. I’ll be sure to fill you in with any and all golf-outing-happenings.


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